That’s the obligatory first blog post title of any nerdly being worth the name, is it not? Well then. I had to fly my colours right up front, so you know who you’re dealing with.
Of course, now you’re going to picture me as the disembodied head of Princess Irulan. I can think of worse things, so that’s okay.
My name is Rachel Hartman. I’m a writer and a smart-ass. I’m Canadian and American and generally full of beans. This is a test-post, obviously, so you shouldn’t take anything here too much to heart.
Welcome, all.
Rachel Hartman 
Well thank goodness for the Princess Irulan name drop. Otherwise I wouldn’t have known what the heck you were talking about. Now that I do, I am very pleased.
Ha! Did you not see the David Lynch movie of Dune that came out in the 80s? Or maybe you did, and wisely tried to forget it.
Ahem. I love that David Lynch Dune movie, goofy voiceover and all. “Muad’dib no longer needs the weirding module.”
Well then, you are welcome at our house any time! We have the extended edition, where Patrick Stewart plays the baliset!
Yay, Rachelblog. That is all.
Thanks, Phoebe!