The origins of my cockroach quote, below. I know you were dying to know when I’d said that. DYING.
The scariest part is: I still kind of look like that.
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Rachel Hartman 
and now, in the comedy stylings of Rachel Hartman, a joke:
Q: You know what else is stranger than fiction?
A: Your face!
and, in the comedy stylings of Scott Oser:
Q: You know what else is stranger than fiction?
A: do aghaidh!